oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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