why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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