You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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