He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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