i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ugly people sure do ruin things
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The struggles of a small town man whore
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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