Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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