I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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