I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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