S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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