i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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