They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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