Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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