you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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