Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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