He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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