I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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