apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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