I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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