I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
