can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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