Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize