we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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