i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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