no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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