As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.