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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.

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  I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long

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• (845): View more from New York

  I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr

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• (315): View more from New York

  There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.

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• (530): View more from California

  Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?

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