I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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