Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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