Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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