We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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