Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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