Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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How external is "for external use only"?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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