what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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