I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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