He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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