It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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