Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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