let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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