i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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