He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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