just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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