that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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