I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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