Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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