fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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