the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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