There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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