i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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