We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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