Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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