I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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