It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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