Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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