I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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