hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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