So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
