Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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